-commence the chase scene
Me:"Don't die, don't die, don't die..."
-fight scene continues. Jude Law and Freaky Evil Albino Guy shoot it out. Jude Law is still standing.
Me: "HE DIIIEEESS! NOOOO!" Mom and LSG start laughing at me.
-Jude Law spits blood, thereby confirming the worst, as though the director could really have pulled the wool over our eyes.
"I hate this movie."
The Madre: "Ok, and the one guy gets shot, is in the snow forever, bleeds all over the place, and he lives, but the hot guy?"
(Madre, me and LSG) "The hot guy DIES."
I did like this quote: "They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'S***, it's raining!'"
Ruby's crying made it more poignant. Of course, she gets the guy, and her dad doesn't die, so...yeah.