Monday, January 2

How you can tell it's your birthday.

After lunch with your family, you go to Walmart to pick up some things, your mom says, "Turn down this one, there's a huge line up there" and you think, "I'll just go around to the side after I get down this one," but there, in front of you is -

The very nearest parking space to Walmart's doors.

"It's your Birthday?"
~Emperor's new Groove

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